BE WARNED PIRATES ARE NOW OPERATING ON SITES (SMART)

U PIRATES DAT HAVE DECIDED 2 START OPERATING ON SITES BE WARNED BE4 I INFORM THE NDDC.....................

DAY JOKE

A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom and said,

"Son, your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."

DAY JOKES (THE PREGNANT MAN)

A MAN WENT TO D HOSPITAL AS A RESULT OF ILL HEALTH.SO D DOCTOR ASKED HIM 2 BRING HIS EARLY MORNING URINE 4 A LABORATORY TEST.THEN D MAN WOKE UP EARLY IN D MORNING D NEXT DAY N URINATED INSIDE A BOTTLE.HE KEPT D BOTTLE UNDER HIS BED N WENT OUT.WHEN HIS WIFE WAS SWEEPING D FLOOR,D URINE POURED ON D FLOOR N THE WOMAN KNOWING DAT HER HUSBAND WOULD BEAT HER, WASHED D FLOOR IMMEDIATELY N FILLED D BOTTLE WITH HER OWN URINE.HIS WIFE WAS TWO MONTHS PREGNANT THEN.D MAN NOT KNOWING WHAT HAPPENED LEFT 4 D HOSPITAL WITH D URINE.WHEN D RESULT WAS OUT, HE WAS TOLD DAT HE WAS TWO MONTHS PREGNANT,HE FELL ON D GROUND N FAINTED.................
BY
EZETH JAMES!!!!!

BARLEY IRISH

PUFFY PUSSY LIPS THAT PLUMP UP ANY TIME U GIVE THEM A GENTLE SQUEEZEL..............